Last night I dreamt about peanut butter.
Some house near me has named their WiFi “Gondor” which means I had to name ours “Mordor”.
I’m pissed that we have to be Mordor but that’s the way the cookie crumbles, I guess.
the guards stand before you. one always speaks truth; one always lies. a third guard always nails the lyrics to semi-charmed life dude haha. so good